I like big boobies and I cannot lie
You other babies can’t deny
When a mom walks in with a stretch-marked waist
And a round thing in your face
You get stoked!
Wanna latch on good
And get that food
See that nursing bra she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, Mommy! I wanna get with ya
And fill a pitcha
Those formula ads try to woo me
But that milk you got
Makes me so hungry!
So babies (yeah?) babies (yeah?)
Has your mommy got the milk? (heck yeah!)
Tell her to pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it
Pump those healthy boobs!
Mommy got milk
Yes, this is a Matt and Jess original. If you have no idea what's going on, click here. Or here for the lyrics. And if you're a Friends fan, here. (You know what episode I'm talking about!)