Are you in there, little fetus?
In nine months, will you come greet us?
I will buy you some Adidas...
--The One with the Embryos (1998)
They're tiny and chubby
and so sweet to touch.
But soon they'll grow up
and resent you so much.
And they're yelling at you
and you don't know why,
And you cry and you cry and you cry.
And you cry and you cry...
--The One with the Birth (1995)
*It's a Friends thing, if you don't already know that and just think I'm crazy.